People with herpes should wear stickers.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I party with great urgency now.
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