My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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