She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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