margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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