There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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