There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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