Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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