Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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