One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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