So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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