I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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