I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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