So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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