Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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