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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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