I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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