Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
