You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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