we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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