Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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