dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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