You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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