Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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