dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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