she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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