I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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