i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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