I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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