when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
