I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you didnt know i had herpes?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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