You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You don't make any sense
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