Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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