Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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