I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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