Duck Duck Cougar?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
this hospital has no fireball
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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