I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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