My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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