Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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