No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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