dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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