i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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