if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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