Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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