Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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