I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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