I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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