I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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