but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you had me at cake vodka
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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