how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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