She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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