found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just threw up on my dentist
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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