never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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